‘My D*ck Looks Like A Thumb’: Kevin Hart Describes His Recent Injuries

Kevin Hart posted a video to Instagram Thursday and revealed the injuries he suffered while attempting to race against ex-NFL player Stevan Ridley.

The famous comedian shared more details about the incident and how his body is responding to the injuries.

“Look at this shit. You know how long it takes me to get the fuck out of the car?” Hart said in the clip.

He gave fans a view of the car he was in, which included the collapsed wheelchair he will be bound to for the next 6-8 weeks.

“I’m a mess. I’m a fucking mess, man,” he said.

Hart noted that many people were teasing him about his injuries and mocking him for getting hurt while he appears to be in good physical shape.

“Bitch I am in shape!” he shouted.

“This has nothing to do with being in shape. When is the last time you have given yourself a thousand percent effort sprint?”

“I’m a mess man, god damn,” Hart said.

Hart then described how swollen his body is. (RELATED: ‘Got To Be The Stupidest Man Alive’: Kevin Hart Explains Why He’s In A Wheelchair)

“My dick looks like a thumb. Balls got big as hell, shit went up here and balls look like my fists. Can’t move my goddamn legs. All from, ‘On your marks, get set, go.’ Never again,” he said.

“Cant move my goddamn legs. All that from on your marks, get set, go. Shoulda been on your marks, get set, no, no!” he said.

“Fuck y’all. Fuck every one of y’all. What I am is in pain,” Hart said.